REALISTIC ≠ PESSIMISTIC

deusabinitio:

charlesoberonn:

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

(via guy)

pressingly:

“…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.”

— Gone Girl (Gillian Flynn)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via huvv)

twister:

“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”

— Benjamin Franklin
(via fate)